Nobody moves, nobody gets hurt

The V-neck? Really? That’s what we’re going with? We both know that you just wanna show off your chain and/or cleavage. And just so you know… I don’t care, not even a little, because I like money. Buy that shit! Flash that shit! Just add to mother fucking cart! These shirts are all print-on-demand so just be aware there’s a few days production time before they ship. Don’t be impatient, something something instant gratification, something something whatever boomers say about millennials. You’ll get your stuff, it’ll be rad, don’t be a twat.

       -the boss, or whoever passes as an adult